So I am parking this morning on the way to work. I saw a space on the street, slow down and reverse into it. In the mirror, I see a the woman behind me looking all irate with a fag hanging out of her mouth. Yeah, breathe it in honey, all the way in.
And she is looking irate exactly why? Your car in a state of perpetual motion and you never have to park, eh? Is that why? You are surprised that people park their cars? All the cars you see on the street were beamed down from the Starship fucking Enterprise and 'oh my God!', someone is actually slowing down and making me stop. Quick, call the press!! Silly woman.
