Ok, second day of work and already I have a dilemma. Nothing earth shattering, I mean no one will starve or be bombed out of their home or die of thirst or risk a limb whilst gathering food for their malnourished baby...but a dilemma.
So this girl (who resembles Daryl Hanah so is pretty gorgeous) has started my project which I have now taken over. She has made so many mistakes that I just want to go up to her and slap her. Fixing someone else's mistakes is a pain that I did not forsee. I can allow a few (she is pretty) and maybe she was high on crack one day so I can forgive a few more errors. But everything, too much even for Cindy fucking Crawford.
So silver lining is this. I have three months to do the job. I figured I need to do 40 units a day to make it last. On day two, I have almost finished 150. Way too many. So correcting her mistakes is no bad thing. So must really slow down. Am relying on money for three months to pay for holiday round the sodding world I was just on. I would have prefered to whiten my teeth and buy a plasma screen tv and maybe get sky +. Now I have thousands on my cards for a crappy trip. I think I came back with bird flu, haven't stopped coughing in days. Great.
Have decided to go into work early. My mind is a bit numb first thing so figure perfect state to be in for job. By the time I start to really get bored, well, it's time to leave. Advantage also that I can totally slack of when no one in office. Another way to slow job down.
Problem is that there is a new programme on the sodding computer that is too efficient. I did job last year (seasonal like fruit picking) and it took ages with this dinosaur of a programme. Now, now, it's too quick. I am going so slowly even now and am still racing ahead. Any slower would be just embarassing.
So have decided to be super thorough and triple and quadruple check everything. So hope no one at work notices.
